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Today featuring the Full Length Director's Cut of The Intestinal Trouble.
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Headlines:
1)Hooray it is the update we've been waiting for, it has been over a years wait but it is here people!!!!!!The site is updated on July 15, 2003; The pics page was updated and renamed to Surfing & Skating, The music section and movie section were updated for the summer. We are looking into getting a new section in stupid stuff, we'll keep you posted with details.
2)The Clovis section is here for all of you Clovis cultists. Will be updated soon.
3)Big news about Thomas M. Barse. Check the Around the Office. We chose pink cause it is his favorite color. or mine.
4)There are grammar and spelling mistakes, but who gives a shit, I know you can figure it out.
Thanks: To Tommy this site would not be the same without suggestions,art work, scanning, and insperation. But whats it matter you are the only one who looks at this damn thing besides me and if someone does it is because I force them to. And THANK YOU KATIE! I LOVE!
The above picture is the site helper, his name is Clovis the SuperFreak. He'll soon be on every page to give helpful hints.
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The Details 22 July 2003:
I found a new hobbie, I go "cliff" jumping. It technically isn't a cliff, it is a dam at Lake Linganore. It is about a 20 ft. jump off a concrete wall into the lake. You can also use the face of the dam as a water slide which is kind of fun, except the concrete against the hell kind of hurts and against the ass. So I went there today with The Idiot, he is now in our custody (expect details on The Idiot in the next coming days/week), so we go up there to jump and it takes his ass forever to jump off, but thats alright it was fun. On the way home he is talking to his mom on his cell phone and they are talking about dinner and me in Farsee(I have no idea how to spell it, but that doesn't matter just some odd language), then the next thing I know he calls me a marohegin or something fucking odd like that. I am not exactly sure what the hell he called me, but I am pissed, he is probably planning the jihad on my ass, because I keep him in a cage.
Anyways I'm Out
Sitting around chewing the fat.
Lying around like a lazy cat.
Wasting away precious days.
Acting like it is just a phase.
(Of some great plan.)
But these days are gone.
One day we will meet up again.
Talking about how short it all was.
And then we get a thinkin,
How we should have chilled one more time before it was all gone.
After years are gone,
We will find that these were the days we should have lived for.
Not now.
But these days are now,
Not in 20 years.
Lets not make these fears (or tears).
All the faces we'll remember while we're sittin in rockin chairs.
Grab ahold of these dissappearin days,
The days you sat away.
The ones you'll want back.
Cause these days are already gone.
Words by me.
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Entertainment:
Music:
So far this summer I have made it to two concerts. The first was on 22 June 2003, Jack Johnson took stage first, then he was followed by Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals. Jack Johnson being one of my favorites made this a must see event, esspecially after the release of his second album. He blew the place away going from one song to the next. And he played one with Kid Koala, it started out with a Taj Mahl song and went into a Led Zeppelin, then one of his own. Now it was Ben Harper's turn, since I have only listened to him once before, excluding the two songs downloaded on my computer (Take that music industry) I did not know what to expect. Ben and his criminals came on to stage and blew me away. They played a wide variety (almost as wide as a woman who uses "Big Daddy Wide" Toys), they played funk, reggae, acoustic, and rock. They put on such a good show it has caused me to go out to the local Best Buy, which is a fucking horrible place, esspecially the one in Milestone, to get his new album "Diamonds on the Inside." The next concert I made it to was Pat McGee, I took my girlfriend to this one. The opening band Cecilia was pretty good for a girl band, with a weird tall bassist, but aren't all bassists weird? Pat McGee was also put on a good show. Good chill music, they played "Time" by Pink Floyd. There were also some stupid drunk sluts there who managed to slip their fat asses down a muddy hill. Which made them look like they shitted all over themselves, at least it probably turned off some stupid drunk guys which slowed down the transfer of STDs for that night at least. There are a few more shows on my list for the summer maybe I'll be able to go see them. I missed out on Steel Pulse and Jah Works, but I'm trying to make it to the Reggae Fest and to G Love and Special Sauce, both in August.
Movies:
Summer blockbusters:
Matrix Reloaded...uggggghhhhhh. This was an unnecessary movie. It was so fucking long and so shitty, I mean the action was cool, but seriously it was gay. The Rave scene sucked and was pointless, but I did get a huge erection from all of those sexy black ports on everyone's bodies, it made me so hot, like Mr. Garrison says I had a "hot spicy boner." Apparently everyone liked the highway scene, I personally thought it blew a shit splattered asshole. "But those ghost guys were sooooo cool, going through the cars, oh god I want to have sex with that movie over and over again." Is what I have heard from just about everyone. Sad fact is you all already have has sex with it when it raped you for 2 and half hours for 8 dollars. It raped me twice in the same week.
Finding Nemo: Best movie ever. The colors were insane, making it visually pleasing, but not anally like Matrix...I could go on forever so I won't it was just a sweet ass movie.
Books:
If you like surfing you should read In Search of Captain Zero, it is a memoir of a middle aged surfer travelling through Central America till he reaches Costa Rica in serach of an old friend.
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