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What is on my mind:
26.3.2003
First off, I hate the way America uses dates. you put them in order from which it takes more time to change. Example above is ordered by day, then month, then year, just like clocks but backwards. In a logical order people, do we just like things unorganized, huh? Is it cool to just have numbers randomly placed with no pattern. You people are stupid so I suggest you change. Please I am tired of looking at your stupid asses, lets no longer display your stupidity. OR is this Americas way to be different? I know everyone loves to be different, cause you all are so different with your shirts with their fancy collars, and you AE gayness and everyone listening to the same music and shaving your nutsacks. Well personally I hate it! You people suck and I rule. So start making sense and Blow My Ass.
Greenville, NC, USA, Earth
5.5.2003
So sorry people how have your lives been? Oh please tell me more. How about you write me a 12 paper essay single spaced, you dumbass, like I give a shit about your stupid websurfing poo eating ass. Well neither I nor MR. IBBS has said anything in a while. Anyways 4 more days till the office gets the hell out of this shit hole permantely. I mean could a place like this fucking get any worse? It is surrounded by fucking fields of nothing, half these crops don't serve our world any purpose, except to tax a bunch of idiots who either smoke, chew, or "dip" tobacco. What dumbass fucking does that shit anyways, you have to be a complete dipshit. Well whatever, I do not have to look at this lame place anymore for the rest of my life, and I am imortal so that is hot. And for all you who like this septic tank of a city, you are the turds floating in the bacteria filled H20(water dumbass, take chemistry or graduate from grade school). So to all you pieces of shit who choose to stay, HAHAHAAHA BITCHES, BLOW MY BIG HAIRY ASS!
NITE DOUCHES
Money
17 July 2003
Okay people this one is coming straight from the Pen. So I got thrown in here for certain reasons, which we'll get to in a later time. But I want to talk about something first. Money. This place I am staying at fucking sucks, the service is shit, food is shit, housing is shit. I need some fucking Ritz Carlton shit. So you fucking greedy son of a bitch people who avoid paying your taxes, fucking pay them. I am tired of living like the scum of the earth. We need your money so I can live like I am worth something. I am tired of people giving away their old couches and dressers, and sending money to Africa and Afganistan to help those people, just so you can write it off your taxes. Hey sluts I need to live comfortable too, so pay those taxes and make sure I get some nice food in Pitt County Pen. And when I am out, don't think you can stop paying your taxes, cause I am on Welfare, so I still need your money.
Lick my ASS
Clovis
Bobble Heads
16 October 2003
Well I have finally made it to MD I got out of Pitt County Penitentiary and I made it up to the new office. It is alright, but everyone here is super lazy and there aren't cool buisness around the office like A&B, but Thomas, Thomas and Thomas is located in MD. Anyways on my way up here I stopped at a truck stop outside of Emporia, VA. As I enter the store I go pick up a pack of AAA batteries, 5 pack of pineapple Bubble Yum gum, a bottle of Lemon Lime Gatorade, and jar of jam, they were out of vaseline. Once I get up to the counter to check-out they had a dozens of these bobble heads lined up along the counter, all different kinds; baseball stars, dogs, cartoon characters, and whatever the fuck else. So I touched one of the heads expecting minutes of premium head bouncing action. What I got was one second of ass-mastering. I've seen these advertised on cereal boxes and other type of things. And the woman at the register, which I think was a tranny, said to me "Ain't they wonderful." And continues to tell me how they are the new PEZ dispenser and trolls. This blows my mind I don't understand how such a shitty toy, if it is even a toy, can be so popular, like Trolls, but PEZ rock. I'm not sure if the "fad" is starting to die out, but those things are super lame and it should die out and all bobble heads gathered and melted into a big penis shape and placed on top of the white house to remind us all how stupid we are to waste resources and money on crap. Compared to other toys bobble heads are worthless. I am a fan of action figures, with super flexible joints and rotating heads, and missles being launched out the bat mobile like orange juice out of my nose, with absolutely no accuracy, that is what makes a toy awesome. It is all about movement people. Have you ever seen these things "bobble?" Cause I fucking haven't. I want those damn things to bobble like big EE floppy tits on a a woman moving 24.7mpfingh. Bobbling is the only movement that they do and they don't do a good job at it. Now it would be cool if you put bobble heads on the porn star action figures that they make, so it'd be like they had the ultimate spring loaded"BJ" action. I don't understand how you jackasses can support such shit. It is like supporting your best friend and your mom having sex then having to pay to watch it. God, why do I have to live with such dumbass people? So for every time another bobble head is produced and sold, I want you all to eat your brothers butthole with a spoon.
Later Assholes
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